While in Moab, we found the only bike that could talk. So we perched it up on a rock with the owner of the bike, and took photos. We also interviewed the bike and found out that it likes grippy surfaces, needs oil on the chain often, and loves to have a bath. It hopes to win another national championship in the endurance category next year before it's time to retire and be converted into a single speed. And it wants to remind everyone to support your local bike shops.
